The lion he has got false teeth, the fire eater is a cheat
The exotic dancer is antique

Cut price is the acrobat, the fortune teller is a hack, the clown's make-up is all cracked
The high-wire artist broke his nose, the dancing bears got gangrened toes
And all the artists need new clothes

It's the cheapest show you've ever seen
With drunks, drug addicts and old queens
It's garish, it's gaudy and obscene

Half the staff are pimps or whores, too old to do it any more
They're all old, twisted, bitter and poor

The boss drinks like an unblocked drain, he's ugly, stupid and is vain
He's so in debt he should elope to Spain
The big top it has got more holes than a dart board it's so old
It's gangrened, green with mould

It's the cheapest show you've ever seen
With drop-outs, drug addicts, old queens
It's garish, gaudy, cheap and obscene

У льва фальшивые зубы,

Глотатель огня - жулик,

Танцовщица экзотических танцев - старуха,

Лоточный торговец - акробат,

Предсказатель будущего - взломщик,

У клоуна весь грим потрескался.

Канатоходец сломал себе нос,

У танцующих медведей гангрена пальцев

И всем артистам нужна новая одежда.

Половина персонала - отставные сутенёры или шлюхи,

Которые больше не могут этим заниматься,

Они все старые, извращённые, злобные и нищие...